God, Jesus, Satan and the Whole Enchilada
Thoughts, Considerations, Reflections and Reasoning on Religion
© Paulo Bittencourt
When a Christian says “I want to see you criticize Islam!”, he is confessing that he is envious of Muslims killing critics.
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If you question followers of the Bible about the savageries their god committed, such as killing the children of Egypt, and the savageries their god ordered to be committed, such as killing the children of neighboring peoples, they will respond: “God is love, but he is also justice!”, a phrase that (besides not justifying the savageries its god committed and ordered to be committed) is not even in the Bible.
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Wouldn’t you call someone a psychopath, if he tortured you simply because you ignored him?
Yet, Jews, Christians and Muslims find it perfectly normal for their god to torture those who ignore him.
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The Bible is worse than the Koran.
Because it’s thicker, it contains more perversions.
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Christians believe that all children have a guardian angel.
When one is kidnapped, raped and strangled, where was he? Taking a nap?
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If the creator of two trillion galaxies is Yahweh, he finds it indecent for women not to hide their hair under a wig (sheitel). If he is Allah, he finds it obscene for women not to cover their heads with a veil (hijab). If he is Jesus, he finds it shameless for women not to wear long hair:
If it is a shame for a woman to have her hair cut off or shaved, let her be covered. […] If a woman has long hair, it is a glory to her, for her hair is given her for a covering.(1 Corinthians 11:6,15)
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The overwhelming majority of those who demonize abortion worship a god who, right and left, killed children.
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If Jesus is “the Great Physician”, why do Christians also die of cancer?
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Christians call government aid to the poor Communism, but worship a god who sent food from Heaven.
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— Dad, what is contradiction?
— Contradiction is saying “God has set me free. Now I’m God’s servant”.
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If everything good comes from God and everything evil comes from Lucifer, but God created Lucifer knowing that he would do evil, and if nothing can happen that God does not allow, God too is evil.
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Proof that Christianity is madness.
For years, a father sexually abuses his daughter. Because she was not protected, she concludes that God doesn’t exist. The father asks God for forgiveness, dies and goes to Heaven. The daughter dies an atheist and goes to Hell. While the father lives in a golden mansion, the daughter he abused is tortured — for all eternity.
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If, like the man, the woman was perfectly conceived by an Intelligent Designer, why does she menstruate?
Wouldn’t the creator of two trillion galaxies be intelligent enough to design the woman without the need to menstruate?
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Schizophrenia.
Christians love to pose as patriots, but their Master said that “they are not of the world” (John 17:16).
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While the Bible tells you to beat your children, studies show that young people who were not beaten by their parents are less violent.